Krispy Kreme Doughnuts are so good that...

I kinda sound like I'm making a "your momma is sooo fat that" joke, but I'm not so get back down in your seat son.

Krispy Kreme Doughnuts are so good that when I applied all my wonderful mathematical tools and computer algorithms skills I have acquired up til this point in my life, I arrived at the conclusion that it was theoretically impossible to make them any better.

Well, the good folks over at Krispy Kreme and Gateway Grizzlies* sure showed me. Now I want one, and by golly I will have one. Someday.

*My new favorite minor league baseball team. Represent South Illinois! REPRESENT! Yeah, holler. Durrrty south if ya know what I'm talkin about.