According to my reputed source, Japanese people do not pronounce the letter 'r' like we do. Instead, they sound it as if an 'l' were in its place.

What does this mean?

Japanese people LOLL UP THE RIM (err...LIM) TO WIN!

Tonight during my daily (because anything less would be uncivilized) shower, I forgot if I had already shampooed and washed my hair.

Hands down, the dumbest I felt all day. Now, please excuse me while I converse with myself for a minute. You don't have to stay for this. But if you do, try not to butt in mmkay thanks?

*Side-Conversation*

Self.

"Yes?"

Don't make me hit you with my pocketbook.

"But you, or should I say, we, don't have a pocketbook."

Fine, force me to point out the obvious Jennifer Hudson reference.

"What, you think you're so aawesome, sprinkling little tidbits of pop culture here and there?"

Yep.

"Me too."

Good talk.

*End Side-Conversation*