Tonight during my daily (because anything less would be uncivilized) shower, I forgot if I had already shampooed and washed my hair.

Hands down, the dumbest I felt all day. Now, please excuse me while I converse with myself for a minute. You don't have to stay for this. But if you do, try not to butt in mmkay thanks?

*Side-Conversation*

Self.

"Yes?"

Don't make me hit you with my pocketbook.

"But you, or should I say, we, don't have a pocketbook."

Fine, force me to point out the obvious Jennifer Hudson reference.

"What, you think you're so aawesome, sprinkling little tidbits of pop culture here and there?"

Yep.

"Me too."

Good talk.

*End Side-Conversation*