That title has nothing to do with the price of McDonalds in Mombasa.

Who knew that in the year 2009, the fight against piracy would be a fight against old-school piracy?

Moreover, does this mean I have to learn Somali to participate in this year's Talk Like A Pirate Day?

Lastly, how cool would a Pirate-themed reality show be? Hey, don't judge so quick. Let the idea simmer for a while..

..I know, right?!!