Any spare time I get from breaking hearts* I use towards breaking internet-paradigms.

For example, I want to write a full short story...via twitter posts.

When I get hungry, I go to ThisIsWhyYoureFat for ideas.

I'm gonna go on Facebook, create a photo album titled "Summer 2009", and fill it with pictures of snow, snowmen, icicles, and Christmas trees.

I peruse the NYTimes for their cartoons, but rely on Jon Stewart's Daily Show for news.

*C'mon, that line was so far from the truth, it was a little funny, right?