Murphy's Constant
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value

Woods's Incomplete Maxims:
All's well that ends.
A penny saved is a penny.
Don't leave things unfinishe

Wolf's Law of History Lessons:
Those who don't study the past will repeat its errors. Those who do study it will find OTHER ways to err.

Witten's Law:
Whenever you cut your fingernails, you will find a need for them an hour later.

and lastly
Thinking Man's Tautology:
If you think you're wrong, you're wrong.
Corollary: If you think you're wrong, you're right.

heheh i'm bored again..the work i was supposed to do this week, well half of it i cant do cuz the templates arent in the system for me to enter data into...and another 1/4 of it is just messed up stuff i hafta ask my supervisor..and i finished the other 1/4! so...i'm just surfin the net for stupid stuff like this :) maybe i'll have more later

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found sth for you jlO:
Schmidt's Law:
Never eat prunes when you're hungry.

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