so i was cruisin down the highway going a comfortable 130km/h this morning (or at least i was for this joke)

i get pulled over by the police... and the first thing i say was: "wow officer! you must've been doing a good 130 to keep up with me!"

officer: *blank stare* "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?"

Now, learn from me and dont say this:
"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"