Saturday, April 02, 2005

the monkey hunt  

status: still not back home, but target has been located
my mood: better
monkey's mood: apparantly, its being fed only the finest of truffles and white chocolate
operation getmymonkeyback briefing:
target is in a frosh dorm room being held captive, but not been harmed
this will be a quick snatch operation, in and out, bam bam bam
once target is aquired, proceed to use rocket launcher to blow up frosh's room
end brief

YES so i still dont know who is the mastermind behind taking my monkey, but at least i know who has it (they confessed...i broke them thanks to the torture techniques learned from alias). now i just want to get it back...!!

ne ways, some of u may be wondering why i am up at 2:01am. well actually this makes it two days straight that i've been up this late. todays is a short story. i came home expecting to watch the movie "ray" but my housemate has decided to ditch me (twice in one day..BRUTAL! thats okay he's still cool) so instead i just spent the last...whatever time just chilin...kinda hungry now actually...time for cereal

but i think the major story is yesterday. of course it was april fools. and adrian, being the innocent guy he is, asks us NOT to get him...which is like an open invitation to get him obviously. so we decided to tape a whoel bunch of plastic bags together, and many layers of them. then plaster that over his doorway. THEN move our two couches in front of the doorway and put some empty juice cartons up top in hopes they would fall when he broke out. then we'd wake him up at about 7:15 with loud music and tape the madness that would ensue. unfortunately, we woke him up in the process of taping things to his door, so he knew our plan, and woke up at 6:30 and broke his way out so that we couldnt videotape him. BAH. oh well, it was still fun watching the last bit of him break out.

posted by Buttug McOysty . 1:55 AM .