The cold winter months provide the chance for everyone to break out their fancy winter jackets. And there's this one specific group of people with "special" winter jackets.

You know, the ones adorned with lift tickets from different ski/snowboard resorts.

And they wear those lift tickets as if they were gold medals. Because that's what they are. Pretend gold medals for people that aren't actually good enough for actual gold medals.

So with that said, check out my lift ticket:

That's right. I went into the past to battle Muhammad Ali, and then went to the future to slide down a hill - Mount Everest.

So to all those people wearing lift tickets, yes, I am better than you.

On the internet.