7:40am, running through the checklist before leaving the house...

IBM Laptop? Check.

Employee ID? Check.

Dress shirt? Check.

Dress pants? Check.

Dress shoes? Check.

Fast forward to 8:45am, in the office, making the necessary "how was your holiday" conversations to avoid starting work...

Dress shirt + dress pants + NO BELT = thanks for trying, but really, just go home.