Yes, it is technically possible to use 1000 hours in 45 days.
It would leave you 80 hours of non-computer time in your month and a half.
You now have 1 hour and 45 minutes each day that are non-AOL.
Let’s keep you sane — you can sleep an hour a day. Leaves 45 minutes.
Eating, even if mostly done in front of the computer, is going to take some time going back and forth to the kitchen and wiping crumbs off the keyboard. 15 minutes more, down to half an hour.
Basic bodily functions, (even if you skip showering for six weeks) will take another 15 minutes a day if you really conserve trips.

That leaves you 15 minutes to yourself per day, time you can use to sit back, close your eyes, and reflect on what an absolute freaking loser you are.

meanwhile, your friends, or your former friends, will be wondering why you went AwOL (ha)

google has officially launched "operation be the best thing in the world", attempting to take away that title from coffee and all things coffee related. their aim? saturate the market with tons and tons of products/services.

of all the ridiculous things it could've released, google decided to go for the Google Gulp, its very own smart drink, in 4 exciting (ha! its a pun if you care to read the product details) flavors.

to get your very own google gulp, you must know someone who has first obtained this product so they can give you the cap, which you then exchage at select retailers for the actual gulp. "And if you don't know anyone who can give you one, don't worry – that just means you aren't cool." - google. not only do my poll results indicate that i'm a loser, now google is telling me i'm not cool.

in an attempt to verify this fact, i utilized another google feature, Google Sets. this allows a user to type in a few related items, and it will output the rest of the items in the same set. so i typed in a**** y*, along with loser, and some of the results: "failure, good for nothing" and my personal favorite: "Soul Suckin' Jerk".

slightly irritated at all the a**** bashing going on, i decided to play around with google sets, typing in "grumpy bear" and "bedtime bear" (carebears for all you poor children that never got a chance to watch), and amongst the result, i got a carebear that never made the cut, the "birthday bear". who i imagine would have a cake on its stomach...and its magic power? it would make you feel OLD, thus leading to depression, making you a vulnerable target. OR it would sing the birthday song, except it would imitate a group of people singing it (everyone sings in a different octave and key...and everyone's voice cracks on that high part causing mirrors to shatter) i wonder why that bear was never on the show.

now slightly perplexed, i went back to tryin to invalidate my "uncoolness", by asking(yes another unbiased source), Google Answer. This is a pay service, so i actually didnt get to ask my question ("am i cool?"). but i browsed around some questions asked. Most people, if they had to pay, would try their best to maximize the service. Some others decided to screw around and ask questions like:
What is the answer to this question?
Celebrites with Dandruff?
Do you like girls?

so i never did get an answer to my question, maybe that'll be next poll for my site visitors. altho, i'm pretty sure i know the results to that. jerks.

okay, so google gulp is not actually real, it was an april fools joke by google, i just thought ppl would find it amusing...i did

a store i passed by today while up in highway 7 fob-town, had this written on their store front: "all foods no msg!". in other words, "our food is completely tasteless, please come in!" ... of course the store was empty. except for the owner, who was seated at one of the two tables available in the store. hey, here's an idea, why dont you CORRECT YOUR GRAMMAR on your store front, and maybe add a lil flavor to your food. unfortunately, i was not in the mood to pass on this valuable business advice to him as i was busily hunting down a store that would give me bubble tea.
(wow now i know i'm gonna have ppl correcting my grammar, and spelling)

i did end up finding a store to give me bubbletea, altho it had its awkward moments. the second i wandered in, i was asked in chinese "lei yiw mut yea ah?", to which i managed to mutter "a small green apple bubbletea please". i think they were caught off guard with my english response, and then started to treat me like an idiot. "green apple or granny apple?". "would you like the bubbles?". "what size?". all normal questions, just it seemed very...condescending at times, racist bubbletea owners. i then proceeded to drop the change given to me on the floor...i could swear i saw that person making my bubbletea stiffle a laugh. jerk. if she ever reads my blog, i just wanted to let her know her bubbletea SUCKS.

vote away (on the sidebar...near the links...or on the bottom of the page if ur using firefox for some odd reason)! please please please! the only one time i'm asking for feedback.
not that i dont appreciate the harsh comments left on my blog.

i could make up some lame duck excuse about not having the time to blog a real blog today thanks to the sudden exponential increase in work i experienced today, but... nah.

why do i appease whiners?! first with the whole "additional awards", and now with my second post of the day?
actually i'm not even sure if mr.whiner-of-the-day just wanted another post for one of my brilliant puns because he thought the pun in my first post was lacking.
well u want a second post, u get one. but here's the first one:


and the second one:



HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, or A-POLES (ha). this should deter you from demanding posting from me anymore, i post SO MUCH! i am in fact good for a read everyday i'm here at rogers! and i HAVE double posted b4 (big mistake..i set a bad precedence), but i cant possible keep this up everyday! even my brilliant-blog-post-filled mind can run dry if u dont pace it.

*sigh* brilliance being abused. altho it balances out my non use while workin..i mean not working

my mother is very good at brewing up some concoction of a chinese herbal magic potion that tastes bad, but supposedly helps me get better. here's how it works.

you drink it.
your brain processes that it tastes like crap.
your body learns to never get sick again in fear of having to drink that again.

its sorta like that shock therapy where you shock somebody everytime they do something wrong. i think i'm gonna take this process one step further. for every day that i'm NOT sick, i'm gonna give myself a tim hortins donut/muffin/danish/cookie

on a side note, if you're a fan of ice blended drinks, such as a starbucks frappucino or a timmies ice cap, then may i refer you to second cup every wednesday, where their chillates are now two bucks. just, dont make the mistake of getting vanilla bean flavor, which kinda tastes like the vanilla's been (ha) sitting in the store for too long.

From :
Sent : May 31, 2005 3:30:48 AM
To : forceberg21@hotmail.com
Subject : COMPANY AGENTS NEEDED

Dear Sir

I'm Mr Wang Chang Vice President, Kochi Inter-trade and Co. We are a company who deal on mechanical equipment, hardware and minerals, electrical products, Medical &Chemicals,light industrial products and office equipment, and export into the Canada/America .We are searching for representatives who can help us establish a medium of getting to our costumers in the Canada/America as well as making payments through you to us.

Please if you are interested in transacting business with us we will
be glad. Please contact us for more information,Subject to your
satisfaction you will be given the opportunity to negotiate your mode
of which we will pay for your services as our representative in
Canada/America

Please if you are interested forward to us your phone number/fax and
your full contact addresse to:

Mr Wang Chang ,
Managing Director.
contact_2222000@yahoo.com.hk

To : contact_2222000@yahoo.com.hk
Subject : RE:COMPANY AGENTS NEEDED

Dear Mr. Wang Chang,
I am not too sure I want to work for a company that deals on chemicals, amongst other dangerous substances. What guarantees would I have if the chemicals I were to be standing on while dealing decided to infiltrate my body and poison me?
Also I am not one for costumes, so I think you will have to find someone else to be in contact with your costumers.

Me