So I totally killed this test I had that's worth...

*takes out a magnifying glass*

*puts it away and takes out a electron microscope*

Take a look for yourself! In the corner of the f.o.v. (field of view, err at least I think that's the correct acronym, if not then its now my fav. acronym, seriously I'm gonna go listen to Jay-Z tracks now and everytime he says "hov" I'm gonna replace it with "fov"...and if you keep reading this post, I'll even tell you where I'm listening to these tracks!) That's how much it's worth! SUPER!

So I suck at school. Maybe I've been going about this all wrong. I know I'm supposed to sequence some sort of genome, maybe what I need to do is join this project.

Sequencing MUSIC to analyze trends...interesting...works rather well, give it a whirl.

Meanwhile, in honor of my mean-spiritedness, today, I have decided to hate on those stupid soft-drink vending machines that have those ridiculously tiny slots that the bottle drops into. And then you have to manouver the orientation of the bottle into the perfect position before you can "slide it out"? Darn you Coca-Cola for making me play your sick puzzle vending machine game. All the while I was dying of thirst, frustration and the fact that about 20 people behind me have come to realize that I was the idiot holding up the vending machine line for five minutes.

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(Haha, I sound like the beginning of a One Tree Hill episode)

Right, so someone once said there is no time like the present.

Right now, I hate time so much that I managed to kick a clock that was hanging on front of a church balcony off the hook, and proceeded to watch it fall to its death amongst the pews, shattering into pieces.

Someone else also said that time is a valuable thing. Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings. Watch it count down to the end of the day.

I guess I'll just sit in this waiting room in utter silence a little longer.

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When it was all sunshine and lollipops, and you felt like everything was going your way, even that car going down the other side of the street was heading dangerously in the same direction you were walking?!

When you could probably string together binary numbers, or no, letters of the alphabet, and still win the lottery!? Find an abandoned trampoline and jump on it for hours and for days?!

When UGLY BLOGGER wouldn't hassle you everytime you tried to post?

When all your troubles seemed so far away!?*

...

Yeah, I don't.

*Beatles wrote semi-cheesy songs. In the good way.

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I woke up feelin a little sore in the throat. Possibly due to not fully recovering from earlier illnesses before downing pizzas, fries, curly fries, fried chicken, and a couple mcdonald meals.

Please excuse me if I'm feelin a little like the above picture, a little hoarse.

Blogger hates me.
Actually so do a lot of things.
So I'm gonna get to participatin in all this hatin.

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I think I may have missed Chinese New Year. My wallet usually gets stuffed like a turkey in January, but I've already had to sell my paint samples to some poor kid who would pay me about 2 dollars for the two Mickey Mouse paint samples I have. Kids are such suckers for Disney characters.

In my absolute denial that Chinese New Year took place this year, I am continuing to write "Year of the Rooster" on my cheques instead of "Year of the Dog".

I blame my absentemindedness (a word this long makes me look so sophisticated) on the human genome size. Did you know that CORN has a bigger genome than humans? "They practically have brains spilling out of their ears". - thank you very much new molecular biology professor.

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I have been a gigantic advocator of Kanye West. I am also way too lazy to go back and link to posts where I have been an advocator of Kanye West. In fact, I'm so lazy, I'm considering ending this post right about.....

But I won't. Because I believe this is a topic worth investigating. Before I go on anymore, just take a look at these:

Let's start with PastorMurda Ma$e. So he says he's gotta cuss a little to attract the masses of people to listen to his music because when he went clean, the people went away, cuz the music sucked harder than a vacuum cleaner. And listen to his logic. He's gonna go back to rappin about rims, benji's and women IN ORDER for people to listen to him to spread his "good ideologies" that he picked up along the way as a Pastor. How duped would you feel if you were one of the members of his congregation? If I were Ma$e, I'd be hoping the rapture ain't anytime soon.

Moving on. To the Kanye. How big is your head when you can pose as Muhammad Ali and JESUS all in the same magazine issue? I'm constantly confounded by this guy, cuz we GET that people thought less of you and that no label would sign you before you made it big. You can stop rubbing it in our faces that them labels were wrong. Just, stick to your music and let that do the talking. Kanye, check your mail. I ordered you about 356, no, 1460 little pins so that you could prick yourself in the head four times a day for a year to deflate your giant ego.

I'm so frustrated by the lack of good role models out there. And I don't think I'm just talkin about the music industry. For the people out there working hard to live a consecrated life, I commend you, and please keep it going. The rest of us, let's try okay? Me included.

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Everybody, make sure you know where your children are and start boarding up those windows and doors. That's right, a wave is about to sweep over this planet, and it's coming to a town near you, Summer 2006, www.ThatWaveWillEatYourChildren.com.

Settle down. No sir, no need to riot and stock up on water jugs. SERIOUSLY, PUT THAT CROWBAR DOWN. I'm talkin about a new "fad" that is currently making nerds run to their computers, release their "winged" fingers (cuz they fly across the keyboard), and start giggling nerdily (like...neeeheehehehehehe).

My friends, nerds today that have not bought a Mac are either installing the Mac operating system or a Mac-Theme onto their PC's.

Semi-Nerd people *gasp*, The-Rest just stare

Essentially, they have turned their computers into poser-mac's. Mac's have just become the new Tamagotchi (remember those? wicked fun...I sure say "wicked" a lot now) Or the new LiveStrong wristband. Everybody's gotta have one. And if you don't have one, then you hafta go to the local China Town and pick yourself up one of them rip-offs. Bringing me back to these rip-off macs. And by "local China Town" I mean the Internet, cuz that's where nerds get their software. And hardware. And any "ware"'s for that matter, even the "be"wares.

This post is kinda lacking. Let's go on a slight tangent.

I, being in the category of semi-nerd, ran to my computer and quickly tried this out, only to give up and settle for much much less. Take a look at my fancy new blogroll.

"But Buttug, It's the same set of links".

OR IS IT? I'll wait while you go examine that. *humming along to Raul Midon's All In Your Mind*

Well, if you're lucky, it might be slightly altered. See, if a link has a "!!" appended to it, then it has been recently updated. So I no longer have to rigorously check every single link every single day. Not that I do. I mean, yes I do read everyone of your blogs everyday... please read mine.

I wonder how many posts in a row I can go that include a link to myself. Before I either forget, or my readership goes to negative 10 because of my utter bigheadedness.

**Recently Discovered, Xanga and LiveJournals do not let my dandy blogroll pick up "updates"...RATS**

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