First they discontinue the ...

... oh wait ...

First, the Fat Boys breakup...

And then, some higher ups thought it would be best to discontinue the affiliation between the Toronto Star and Queen's University. Translation? Us Queen's students no longer have access to free, daily, Toronto Star newspapers. You know, because here at University, an institution of higher learning, there's one thing we don't want to promote ...

... literacy.

It's just not important.

But you know what is:

You have got to be kidding me. Maybe Grey's Anatomy will update me on current events.

But probably not.

On a completely unrelated sidenote, House is better back tonight!