*Preface - I originally intended to do this post on July 21, 2007, but I think it's even funnier if I throw it up this early. For those easily angered, don't click the read more. You have been warned. Seriously. Think about it before clicking.

At the end of the upcoming Harry Potter book:

VOLDEMORT KILLS HERMOINE

SNAPE KILLS HAGRID*

HARRY SAVES HOGWARTS!

!!!

*obviously I don't read Harry Potter nor know anything about the series