It's bewildering why you would choose to sit three rows from the front of a medium sized class and play spider solitaire throughout the 50 minute lectures.

You should probably free up the space for people that want to sit closer to the professor and contribute to the class, rather than being a complete distraction for everyone behind you who can't help but think to themselves, "Self, that girl probably shouldn't be using the 'hint' function when she's only playing spider solitaire with one suit. Can she really not see the ace and the two that are side-by-side? A turtle would probably hit random keys and win the game faster. In fact, I'm going to daydream about that right now."

Please consider a move to the back of the classroom if you insist on playing your card games. Or better yet, just stay home.

Much love,

McOysty