*Earlier this morning*
*me examining the contents of a package (lots of CANDY!) received in the mail*
*housemate walks in*

Housemate: Why do you have a package? OH CRAP. Was it your birthday?
Me: ...yes?
Housemate: I'm sorry that I didn't know.
Me: *mummble mummble* yeah two days ago *mummble mummble*
Housemate: Why don't you ever tell us these things!?! BAH!

Also one of the housemates who wished me happy birthday over the summer with a birthday cake...during my ACTUAL birthday. What a guy.