As an addendum to the last post, the second creepiest thing in the last little while I've come across, and yes I realize this song is about 2 batrillion years old, whatever, is Fergie's hit single, "Glamorous".

Fast forward to about the 1:20 mark, where the lyrics read, "Sippin', reminiscing on days when I had a Mustang".

Except that I always hear, "Sippin', reminiscing on days when I had a MUSTACHE".

Go ahead, rewind it, and listen to it again without hearing "mustache". I dare you.