live from fab-tastic Rogers building in downtown Toronto, its the first annual Teddy Grahamy Award show!
here is your host (audience stands up and starts clapping)....ME! (audience stares in
disbelief and silence)

i promised i would do "house" awards, and here's how its gonna happen. after ever award handed out, i will eat one teddy graham...that is all, lets get started!

"naked teddy grahamy", the award for the person with the least amount of clothing on their body on average goes to....kwan!
*munch*

"pet teddy grahamy", the award for our favorite house pet goes to...the fly! The bat and the potato spud were close behind in this category, but we were really more scared of those two than we actually liked them.
*munch*

"doctor teddy grahamy", the award for the person who had the least amount of 'sick days' goes to...derek! how the heck he did this while using a baceteria infested cup for brushing his teeth, thats his secret.
*munch*

"yummiest teddy grahamy", the award for the item of food that was consumed mroe than any other goes to...chicken! in its many wonderful and versatile forms, chicken pulled away from eggs and brocolli in this category. shake and bake? that sounds great! chicken thigh? my my my...! chicken breast? less used than the rest. chicken wings? ding ding ding ding!!!!
*munch*

"ear-shattering teddy grahamy", the award for the person that talks the loudest goes to...mike! whether its random squealing or yelling, mike takes this category hands down. he tried to justify his loud voice by saying he owned a "gifted public speaking voice" but that was just a coverup for the fact that he's insanely loud...and i thought drums were bad for my ears.
*munch*

"wear/tear teddy grahamy", the award for the most used item (or person) goes to...the tv remote! i single handedly won this thing for the remote, altho the toilet and stupid light in the corner of our apartment were close seconds.
*munch*

"the other wear/tear teddy grahamy", .... kwan u win ... i'm not explaining this one
(i actually dont even want to eat a teddy graham after handing out this award)

"prettiest teddy grahamy", the award for the prettiest housemate goes to...adrian! with his perfect posture, and his stunning facial features, this made-for-pictures specimen will soon win me a dollar (u must win me the dollar b4 u get this award aids)
*munch*

did everyone honestly think that end the awards without giving even ONE to myself? cmon, i may be humble, but everyone wants to win....so i'll give myself one:

the "rockin-est couch potato that'll clean your house until you can eat off your floors and by far has the best music/tv taste but is too lazy to get off his @$$ to do anything teddy grahamy" goes to me.

yeah i ran out of ideas near the end of this post...also running out of things to do at work. and running out of teddy bears now...