after generating a record-setting amount of comments, i vowed to bring back "sports puns". and i've since received breaking news that my favorite women's tennis player, henin-hardene had "justine" nuff (ha it was funnier when i said it out loud) to finish off sharapova.

and it has been rumored that a deal has almost been brokered between the NHL and the NHLPA.
Bob Goodenow has been heard saying "its almost a sure bet, man"
Gary Bettman has been heard saying "its all good now"