Tuesday, May 31, 2005

p-resenting more awards  

turns out i offended a certain portion of my readership with my teddy graham awards. so without mentioning names, i will award a few more awards just to smooth things over.

the "midnight snack" teddy grahamy - the award for the person who stayed up the latest on average...derek wins this hands down...on certain nights he would still be awake when some of us were waking up for 8AM lab or sth ridiculous. derek also takes home the "most unecessary phone calls home" award, as well as the "most willing to share food" award, in addition to the award i gave him earlier. he now clearly has taken home the most awards, so he gets another teddy grahamy for "teddy grahamy of the year"

the "teddy grahamy with no head" - the phrase that is so overused that i never want to hear it again for a year until i bring it back and cause another storm...tied between "lean back" and "drop it like its hot". everyone jumped no the lean back ship, and i singlehandedly killed drop it like its hot.

the "foreign" teddy grahamy - the award for a housemate who was actually not a housemate by default goes to maria, who also gets acknowledgement for the few dishes she washed for us here and there and for the cookies she baked for us. she also takes home the "most frequent visitor" award

the "couch" teddy grahamy - the award for our favorite couch goes to the ... wow i'm incredibly torn. i know the stupid egg chair aint winnin cuz it just took up space and was never used except to put our jackets on. i'm gonna go with...wow i honestly dont know...lets call it a draw.

and finally, the "mike" teddy grahamy - ... mike u win, and u cant resent this award.

thats it. no more awards. no more whinners i mean winners.

posted by Buttug McOysty . 9:40 AM .