This is Bob. Everyone say hi to Bob, the Aqua Hedgehog. Now everybody give Bob a couple clicks to make him perform some tricks.

Bob would just like to take this opportunity to wish all the September babies a happy blappity birthday.

Mr. Chau(mmm...chau mein) I'm sorry I couldn't make it out for the pie in the face surprise party, but this is a well-deserved celebration for you.
Ms.Yip(yuppity yip), feel free to drop by for your complimentary drink on the house, or apartment.
Ms.Chung(chung...LI, hiie...ya), the roads are now yours. No more crying though, you're now almost an adult.
And of course, my very own sisterBROTHER, Chris. May you gets lots and lots of t-shirts. For those that don't know, Chris has only two t-shirts (rootsies and ecko).
Lastly, to my pals in HK and Western who will probably never read this wonderful piece of work.

A toast.

*sips the sparkling apple juice, all the champagne in this apartment was downed by one Gavin Chan*