*Disclaimer - This post may contain material slightly offensive to just about everyone.

I declare today PIRATE JOKE DAY! Let's have it! Feel free to offer some of your own favorite pirate jokes in the comments.

...Oh you want to know what MY favorite pirate joke is? Okay.

What do you call a black person who is flying a plane?
A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

*confused looks, followed by a cupcake thrown at me*

MOST asians are able to tell the differece between *pilot* and *pirate*. I have not yet developed that ability. (now who's being racist)

You know, there's a very wide open door for me to draw a common link to black people and pirates (think recent events...specifically a climate-related thing)...but...that's just crossing the line of scrimmage inviting harsh but well deserved verbal dropkicks to my forehead.

Hurricane Rita, please take it easy. People have been through enough already. Although, maybe this kid could use a small smack on the back of the head, to knock some sense into him or whatever sense he's using out of him.



Who do you think is most offended by this picture?
1) Black folk who see this as an example of wannabes picking the bad stereotypes.
2) White folk who see this as an example of how "innocent" white children are falling into the "dangerous" allure of Black culture.
3) Gun enthusiasts who would point out that the sideways gun pose is poor for accuracy.
4) Fellow wannabe's that are insulted by the tweety bird clock in the background, and how the gun is actually a BB gun.