Posting while watching survivor. That's how I keep sane. Or else I think I'd be dying of laughter.

What's so funny about survivor?

Well think about the ridiculous challenges. Now think about the poor people that hafta be the challenge testers, just to make sure it's actually a challenge.

Hey guys, hate to break it to you, but today, the genious writers of the show decided it would be wicked fun to have a *dodge the falling boulders* challenge. We need you to determine how challenging this is, so we can judge whether or not this challenge should be for immunity or for reward.

*boulders fall*

Ah, so the challenge has been determined to be, whats the word, deathly. Thanks guys for your hard work. See you tomorrow when we test out the "jumping through the hoops of fire" challenege. Oh wait, you're dead. Nevermind then.

And as if imagining that wasn't laugh-inducing enough, we have walking jokes as contestants.

Case 1 - Guy who pretends to be sick all day only to "sudden bursts" of energy at challenges... that HAS to be one of the BEST strategies ever. Cuz not only does he get pampered at camp because oh, poor baby has shortness of breathe, but he's also the hero that pulls through for the win.

Case 2 - Ex - NFL Quarterback. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. Do you think that a person who played in the NFL needs an extra million bucks? Who's the screener who let this guy on the show. Actually, it'd be great if he won, then makes a passing remark at how it's one percent of his fortune, and that maybe now he can buy that thirtieth castle he's been dreaming about to complete his collection.

Case 3 -

Cmon...this guy is pure gold. Hey Jeff, thanks for stirring up the most trouble at tribal councils. Without you, all tribal councils would be the equivalent of watching the paint dry on a wall that hasn't been painted.