Go ahead and read this.

If you skimmed, and everybody skims their milk good, then let me summarize. 8 Kids were found locked in cages in the backyard of their home in Ohio. This is what the cops had to say about the situation:

"Basically, the parents thought they were providing for the protection of the children from themselves and from each other," said Sommers.

"They thought there was circumstances with these children that warranted the cages at night," Sommers added, but he would not go into details of what those circumstances were.

Say what? Was that not the most understanding cop in the world? It's almost like he's entering their circle of logic and AGREEING?!

So the next time I'm flying down the 401 at a slightly ridiculous 150km/h, I sure hope this copper pulls me over.

Oh, I almost forgot the best part of the story. NO CHARGES WERE FILED.

Move over California, you now have a challenger for most ridiculous judicial system.