This is so useless, I had to pass it along.

- In Windows XP, go to Start -> Control Panel -> Speech

- Copy and paste the following text into the box below "Use the following text to preview the voice":

The sprinkler goes spspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse sse spspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspse

Click the "Preview Voice" button

Giggle a little.