*Preface* Can't? Or won't? The picture from two posts ago was supposed to be contemplative, not depressing. Since when was a serene lake-shore environment depressing? Thank you, HVM, for hitting the nail on the head with your comment. As a result, your blog gets free promotion!

Speaking of depressing, today I wore a pair of blue jeans, a matching blue jacket, and put on a matching set of blue mittens. I only realized this ON MY WAY HOME from work. The diagram below would've been an accurate representation of me had I opted to hold my breath until my face turned blue: