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Bauer: “I have a suitcase bomb.”
16-year-old kid from India: “Allo sir. Yes sir. Please note that this call will be recorded for quality assurance purposes. My name is Akbar. How can I help you sir?”
Bauer: “There’s a bomb that's set to go off in 3 minutes, and I need to disarm it.”
India: “Ok sir. I understand your problem and feel your frustration. Give me a second while I key this into my computer... Now, please unscrew the plastic box sir.”
Bauer: “Ok.”
India: “Ok thank you sir...*pause*... now please tell me what you see.”
Bauer: “A goddam bomb.”
India: “Ok sir, thank you. Now I want you to…

- TheBauer, additional comments added by me, Buttug McOysty