Gatsby - Daisy, I made all this money for you, because I love you.

Daisy - I cannot reciprocate, because I represent the American Dream.

Gatsby - Now I must die, because I also represent the American Dream.

(Gatsby DIES.)

Nick - I hate New Yorkers.

THE END

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