I had a good time, as short as it seemed to last. But I will shed no tears. In fact, there is to be celebrating. Because today, good ladies and sirs, is the last day of Black History Month.

stares so blank that an empty set would be jealous

You mean you didn't know? Then you better call somebody. And I hear if you wanted to call the Hong Kong police, simply fly to Hong Kong and dial 9, 9, 9. I'm just so full of useful* information like that.

Really I've got nowhere to go with this post. Except to the end. But I'm gonna take my sweet time getting there.

In the spirit of Black History Month, I decided to check out what I thought was the most credible source for "Black History" available to me on TV. BET. That's before I realized that Cogeco does not give me BET. Seriously, I have every single channel up to and including 48, and every channel after and including 50.

In conclusion, I hate Cogeco.

camera pans to the judges

Randy: Dog, I just wasn't feelin it today, dog, dog it was a little pitchy, and slightly all over the place. Defeinitely not, dog, your best. Dog. Woof.
Paula: Buttug, you're such a wonderful human being and even though this post was obviously forced, you still managed to display your great flair and awesomeness. I would definitely consider you as one of the greatest bloggers of all time. I think I love you.
Simon: I think this is it for you here. Honestly, if this wasn't your last post, I'll be very surprised. It was just awful, and at this point of the competition you ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Donald Trump**: Listen to me. This is what you're gonna do. I agree with all three, and you are gonna go back and think about what you just did. I'm Donald Trump. I don't actually say anything. I just say what you say, but more definitively.

*Useful if you're in HongKong. All about perspective.
**He somehow managed to weasel his way onto THIS SHOW and even got to "advise" the contestants and then steal the spotlight at the end.