My work mentor is a big friendly German dude. Conversation takes place on internal messaging system known as "Same-time". I know, the name is ghetto. Names have been edited out for privacy protection issues.

Mentor (4:11PM) - Please don't ask questions I don't know the answer to.
Me (4:11PM) - But mentor, why is the sky blue?
Mentor (4:11PM) - Because, women have secrets.
Mentor (4:11PM) - !!!
Me (4:12PM) - ...