I just need to upload the pictures. Then I will unleash the beast of a post.

Actually wanted to inform everyone that at 3:39PM of today (look at the date yourself you lazy jerks), I suddenly felt very dirty.

Then I realized that I had my IPod on shuffle and was singing along to Christina Aguilera's "Genie in a Bottle". And that I knew almost all the words.

I just advanced research in the area of "WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME" by 10 years.