I had a dream the other night that I was watching hockey games, and this one goalie on my fantasy hockey team got two straight shutouts in a row. That was it. No ice cream. No new episodes of Scrubs. Just me watching the Avs for a few hours, and pumping my fist every so often. Yes, I am now ready to admit that I have a problem.

Research indicates that this iceberg sings under pressure. Lawyers representing Queen, 2Pac and David Bowie have announced that legal action is pending.

Instead of observing icebergs, would somebody please find out quickly if watching the NHL on TSN makes me smarter than the average bear?