Sunday, January 14, 2007

The Appropriate Title Would Spoil The Surprise  

The Chicago Bears just beat the Seattle Seahawks with an overtime field goal, DESPITE their horrible quarterback, Rex Grossman. I wonder what would help counteract this feeling of rapidly descending deflating depression...



Track One - Bring It All Back
Feel good, falling in love, you can achieve your dreams. What this song boils down to is good old fashioned SELFISHNESS, where the world revolves around you.

Track Two - You're My Number One
"You're like a drug, you got me wanting more". I'm just about ready to slap a parental advisory onto this album. Unfortunately for all the concerned parents out there, I can't stop nonsensically prancing around long enough to follow through.

Track Three - Two In A Million
On the count of three, grab the closest baby, and hug it. Altogether now, ready?

One...two...three...

*squeeze*

Track Four - S Club Party
Remember the music video for this single? Where the members of S Club 7 took turns jumping in the air and drawing an invisible S that was only evident after sparkling video effects were added? And even knowing that special effects don't occur in real life, you had to try for yourself anyways? You'd be lying if you say you didn't.

This is a couple of friends, with the aid of a bouncy mattress and Photoshop, paying homage to S Club for that spectacular video.



Track Five - Everybody Wants Ya
*more nonsensically dancing*

Track Six - Viva La Fiesta
I still can't get over S Club Party. It begs to be on any "best party song" polls, if not the top 5 party songs ever.

Track Seven - Gonna Change The World
The Patriots/Chargers game is starting.

Track Eight - I Really Miss You
You know the moment in most basic romantic stories where circumstances (whether it be a fight or not) dramatically separate the guy and the girl, before they make a tearful/joyous reunion to end off the movie? And the director takes pan shots of the longing faces of both the guy and girl, usually by some sort of window sill or on their beds, staring off into the distance, to fully depict their loneliness and longing for the other party?

If I ever became a director of a cheesy chick flick, THIS is the song that would be playing. I'm for-serious. I just listened to this song twice, complete with tears welling in my eyes, and there's a FOOTBALL GAME ON TELEVISION THAT I REALLY WANT TO WATCH.

Track Nine - Friday Night
Now to duck out, while maintaining the facade that I actually finished the review...Skip!

Track Ten - It's a Feel Good Thing
Stay tuned for a revolutionary way of posting, or at least a certain aspect of posting! I'll be back later than you expect, but sooner than you may want. That doesn't even make sense.

Track Eleven - Hope For The Future
Go Patriots Go!

Posted in posted by Buttug McOysty . 4:23 PM .