*Preface* I can't even read that spam title. The only thing I know is that it's from a group calling themselves the brain-awareness-group from hk. Hopefully it's not inappropriate. And as an added bonus, if you don't have language packs installed on your computer, it shows up as squares!

Can somebody hum me an A sharp, please?

*clears throat*

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