alright alright. in the interest of prolonging the nba championship series because i have no other sporting event to watch, i have thought of a brlliant fool-proof plan that will guarantee the series to go 7 games.

here's what detroit needs to do. you know those guys they banned from the arena that were involved in the infamous pistons/pacers brawl? bring them back. in fact, give them near-courtside seats. and lots and lots of beer. in fact, bring out the hard liquor if you hafta.

after those guys are piss drunk, big ben, u need to foul tim duncan really hard. because tim is so calm, he will go to the scorekeepers table and cool down...at which point the drunk dudes need to toss beer at him. he will then run into the stands, and kick the crap out of the drunk dude.

tony parker will also run into the stands and start punching EVERYONE around him.
and lastly, manu will take a cheap shot at an already subdued fat guy.

there you have it. when u get ur rings detroit, please send me one k thx.

fine, so you dont want to hafta deal with another league-wide scandal. here's the alternative plan.

PLAY SOME DEFENSE. can somebody please tell ben wallace that tony parker just shot right over him? also point out the fact that ben has 7 inches on tony? somebody? dont look at me, im not gonna go tell him, i dont start fights with big black men. or anybody for that matter. its sth i picked up as a scrawnybutt chinese stick figure in my walk of life.

hey if it really is a "walk of life", is there somewhere i can get my hands on a walkthrough? like one of those things you use to cheat through a whole rpg game or sth? and please, dont be commenting saying "DUH THE BIBLE A****" because its supposed to be a rhetorical question.

ne ways, back to my point.
rasheed, is it okay if i call you rasheed? no? okay i wont, cuz you DONT PICK FIGHTS WITH A BIG BLACK DUDE. mr.wallace, if you would just stop yelling at the refs and pick on someone your own size, then maybe u'd realize that leaving the dude with the nba record for most 3-pointers in the nba finals open might not have been the best play.