because...intra-cubicle talking would mean i was talking to myself...which is slightly scary

lets call the person i'm talkin to charles, cuz thats his name

charles: this steeped tea tastes bitter
me: what did u put in it?
charles: nothing...why should i have?
me: i dont know i dont drink tea. you should've asked what people normally put in it.
charles: i suppose you can put anything you want in it
me: then i think i'd like to have timbits in mines.

it was funnier in person i swear.