Thursday, June 16, 2005

the people have spoken  

its taken me a while to get around to these results. i've written, deleted, then re-written this post,

twice i think. its just a very dryish type post that i HAFTA do or else it'll seem like the poll was for nothing. but i swear, i will come back with something so random, u'll be thinking to yourself WTH tomorow no worries.



and now for an not so in-depth analysis

1. a lot of people hate my guts. OR, a few people hate my guts SO MUCH that they voted over and over again. both theories are very plausible. even the NOAA hates me...WHY AM I NOT ON THAT LIST. how does Ana...which looks like somebody butchered the name "Anna" make it on the list before A****. i like how that has nothing to do with anything.

2. people hate kwan more than they hate me. (note that half my readership doesnt personally know kwan) he also did not make the NOAA list.

3. voting for pictures/puns/daily activites was almost throwing your vote away. voting for one of those three options was the equivalent of voting for ralph nader. ralph, can i call you ralph? no, ahh too bad. ralph, it doesnt matter if you want to teach democratic principles & citizenship in schools (what are they teaching communism now?) or Impeach Bush & Cheney for 5 falsehoods on the Iraq war. (even if that would be just ..peachy..) YOU WERENT GONNA WIN ANYWAYS. why didnt you go away after the election in 2000.

can somebody PLEASE tell me why i am discussing american politics? doesnt it infuriate you that i digress in every one of my blog posts? am i doing it just so i can use the word digress? am i?

other random comments and my response to them:
"your not funny" - i hate you
"your funny about once a week" - i hate you too
"shut up a****" - no
"Your blog is so entertaining...haha...its pretty good! Keep up the good work! =)" - thanks gladys! i will dont you worry (note - comment was slightly trimmed down)
"kwan is gay" - ... okay that wasnt an actual comment. but its the obligatory reference that everyone voted for.

so in conclusion, i'm gonna keep blogging randomly, with an effort to deliver a pun/picture/reference to kwans gayness included in most posts. my posts will continue to mostly be on the "mean" side, with lots of sarcasm and very little wit (so i've been told), so if thats not your cup of tea, go to london, cuz my parents tell me they make one mean tea there.

posted by Buttug McOysty . 9:17 AM .