"happy friday"
it only happens 52 (maybe 53 if you're lucky) times a year. lets all throw a big party. i wont complain, free food is free food, no matter what day of the week.

casual fridays are also a great way to bring employee morale up. it makes me want to work that much harder when i'm in a t-shirt and jeans. oh wait, its 9:00am and i'm posting already. nevermind.

i wish i had one of THESE. one of the greatest inventions ever. why? beacuse if there's a fumbling fool who has a cup of hot coffee, they'll always be standing beside you. if there's a baby who's ready to give back to this great society of ours in the form of partially chewed food, you will be holding it. if there's a flying meatball coming from across the room, it will inevitably end up in your lap. that bird flying overhead? yup its gonna do its business all over your shoulder. or if you were just too stupid to check your t-shirt for stains before you wore it to work in the morning. i feel stupid.

What does Snoop Dogg use to clean his clothing?
Blee-atch.

after two hours of meetings, i've since lost my train of thought for this blog post, so it'll end right now.

there are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.