Monday, July 18, 2005

things recently learned  

• i am horrible at bowling. i blame my chicken arms that get tired too fast.

• spotlights are uncomfortable because when shined at you, they make you instantly feel like you're a pig roasting in the oven.

• i had a deprived childhood, with regards to rollercoasters.

• old people are able to rock out, they just rock out differently...and it may seem odd, but i imagine that i'll be like that in 30 years playing john mayer or switchfoot when i'm old and gray and still believe i'm cool cuz i am cool...and if you don't think so, then SHUT THE F...ront door.

• that i'm still a pushover even after "working out" in the summer.

so my left arm sorta hurts. its okay eric king ho mok, i'm not mad at you. i'm just glad i'm not left handed.
Did you know that over 2500 left handed people are killed each year using products made for right handed people?

Serves them right.

I just got introduced to the new employee that's starting work here today. Here's how it went:
My Boss: "This is Casemia, our newest employee."
*eHrOn!?! was just ready to take a sip of his coffee, misses his mouth entirely and spills hot burning coffee onto his pants*
*Boss and new employee start laughing, eHrOn!?! does not laugh and tries to frantically wipe his mouth and his pants which THANKFULLY are waterproof*

and they say first impressions are everything.
well that was a quality "not-impress"-ion.

posted by Buttug McOysty . 10:16 AM .