Wednesday, July 27, 2005

what happened to you  

I gave Game so much love on my blog for trashing fifty cent, and then he turns around and starts sucking. Lets take a look at the lyrics from his latest offering with r kelly, "playa's only". hey dofuses, you spelled "player's" wrong. dont even get me started on r kelly and how all his songs sound the same (i heard this song, started singing hotel and fiesta only to realize it was NEITHER...not that i know the lyrics to either hotel or fiesta...). I took the time to make some footnotes on where I've possibly heard some similar lyrics before.

*Disclaimer - Some slightly offensive lyrics may be below. Read with caution

I'm still fresh like uh impala uh
("Fresh like uh impala uh" - This is how we do)

Four times platinum hate it or love it I'm still number one
("Hate it or love" ... is the exact title of the song)

Compton uh Kelly found her in the slums
("Dre found me in the slums" - This is how we do)

Me and R been around the world and we'll give it to you just how u like it girl
("I'll give it to you just how u like it girl" - This is how we do)

The most retarded thing about the last line was that it was FIFTY CENTS' line...now correct me if i'm wrong, and that i am often, but i thought the whole point of making music was MAKING MUSIC. NOT RECYCLING YOUR OWN or SOMEONE ELSE'S MATERIAL.

Game your whole gimmick is getting old. Please start making real music instead of making beef. Please start writing your own rhymes. Please stop name/album name/song name dropping. Please stop saying "uuhh". It's what idiots say when they're trying to figure out how to answer the question "what is two plus two".



it's alright, let me help you out. its FOUR. seriously! its not brain surgery. altho i'd look into that...if you know what i'm saying. which you don't. cuz your stupid.

speaking of games, the tour de france 2005 was taken AGAIN by lance armstrong, the guy who started this crazy livestrong fad. now dont get all outraged that i just called the fantastic sport of bicycling a game, but seriously now, seven wins by lance is just ridiculous. in fact, he probably treats it like a game. i bet he could give only 109% and ride a unicycle and STILL win.

posted by Buttug McOysty . 9:39 AM .