most of you know him as the endearing (or ugly) mascot for subway. but today for the first time ever, i expose jared and the story of how he rose to fame.
*Disclaimer: I didn't make this up. Really! You know I don't play...and out of towners get got like everyday...and a gangster's a gangster in everyway...hey hey hey hey....smoke w**d everdyay

*Disclaimer on the Disclaimer: please don't smoke weed everyday. that'll cost you a fortune .. and its not good for you.

Jared used to be too fat to walk to McDonalds. One day, Jared got too large to fit into the bus, so he was forced to find a restaurant within 40 feet of his dorm room. He sat at the bus stop, crying his poor fat eyes out.Jared was hungry. But, Jared couldn't eat at Mc Donalds until he was able to fit on the bus.

When out of the corner of his eye, he saw a sign for the Subway.

"A Subway is bigger than a bus! I could take THAT to McDonalds."

So he slowly made his way to the Subway. When Jared got there, he found a magical store that carried bread, meat and three different varieties of cheese.

"This is my lucky day! I can just eat here."

The legend of Jared Fogel was born that day.

For now, Jared was able to shovel fast food into his mouth only 40 feet from his dorm. He didn't have to take a bus to McDonalds. He could eat Subway for every meal if he wanted to.

The strenuous exercise of walking across the street, coupled with his accidentally "healthy" choice of a turkey sub led Jared down the path to temporary weight loss.

Ignoring the fact that ANYONE who weighed nearly 500 pounds could lose weight by only eating two meals a day, and glossing over the fact that Jared is still one of the ugliest people in America, Subway was inspired by Jared's story. And now, he's coming to a commercial near you to tell you his tremendous story.