I've done had it with this whining and complaining and crying about girls. Look, I've got 99 problems, but nevermind. Here is the one survey to rule them all. Use at your own discretion to screen for future spouses.

Questions:
1. Are you hot?
2. What season of the year has the best music?
3. What is the best Television show ever aired?
4. What do you do on Thursdays at 8/7C?
5. Coffee or Tea
6. It is 4th and short, what play do you call?
7. Who is the greatest basketball player of all time?
8. BSB or N'Sync?
9. What time do you wake up in the morning?
10.If there were a vote for Emperor of the World, who would you vote for?

Answers:

1. Yes
2. Christmas
3. Can't talk, watching Gilmore Girls.
4. Watch the O.C.
5. Coffee
6. FB Dive out of Goal Line, no hesitation
7. Darko Milicic
8. BSB
9. What the heck is "morning"?
10.Will-Get-Jiggy-Wit-It-Smith


0-2 Questions Right: What are you even doing talking to this person?
3-5 Questions Right: You can date them as long as the answer to Question 1 was, "yes, very"
6-8 Questions Right: Take home to the family material...consider yourself lucky.
9-10 Questions Right: Buy an engagement ring right away...better yet, give me her phone number.