I was watching millionaire last night, and buddy had just finished toughing out quite a string of questions and was up to 500,000 going for the big cheese when that STUPID SOUND, which I thought was a clown car horn, sounded, thus signifying that he'd hafta wait for the next show before they ask him the question. In conclusion, I spent half an hour of my time watching a show with NO PAYOFF.

Why didn't the brilliant editors of the show trim some of the other fat in order to fit in the next question! He was ON A ROLL. You don't do that to a guy. Oh I get it, the show doesn't want the guy to win. Greedy corporate America jerks. Yet another example of the little guy getting trampled on.

Flyers sign Forsberg. My heart just broke...when I accidentally ran face-first into the wall while throwing the biggest hissyfit I've thrown this year due to the fact that all the good players have decided to turn their backs to my beloved hockey team.

And the Leafs still suck.

So THIS is what happens when Monday is a holiday (which is generally a great day...unless you went on a vacation to Hell, Norway...cuz then you've been to Hell and back). Your "day-that-screws-you-over-in-so-many-different-and-creative-ways" gets pushed back to another day.

I can only wonder at what is going to happen next. Maybe the Energizer Bunny Rabbit will be arrested for Battery. Chappelle Show may be cancelled for good. Maybe I will snap at somebody that asks me a remotely idiodic question. Maybe I SHOULD snap at somebody that asks me a remotely idiodic question cuz that would certainly look good on my blog. Or maybe I'll just sit here and bathe in my seething furious-ness, huffing and puffing and all.

Oh I know, my computer will be pissy this morning and send out an error message (which is the equivalent of it spitting on me) everytime I attempt to do anything. You wanna check your email? Well there's nothing to check cuz I just deleted your whole mailbox...no...account! Wanna hit the spacebar? I've learned to tune out the spacebar, so NO SPACE FOR YOU! Wanna hit alt-tab so that your boss won't catch you blogging?! I'll lag just enough that your boss will question what she just saw on your screen!